Random Neural Firings

note-a-bear:

artsyrup:

When You Can’t Hide Power Cables, Embrace Them

This is a good plan.

• Fantasy novelist: Alright, time to create my fantasy world. Great thing about this genre is that I can make it anything I want. Could be based on any culture in any place from any time. Could be a mix of places and times, or something newly invented by me. Yup, there is literally nothing out of bounds here.
• Fantasy novelist: I'm gonna go with medieval England.

so-many-noms:

Why does Amber keep getting voted through? Whyyyyyy?

-“Blinkin, listen they’ve taken the castle.”
-“… I thought it felt a bit drafty.”

(via bad-ass-fat-ass)

nbcnightlynews:

BREAKING NEWS: Boy Scouts of America have voted to allow gay members

(via note-a-bear)

(via allcapsdoom)

(via pleasedontsqueezethegreymatter)

(via deliciouskaek)

• Me: *says something awkward*
• Me: *realizes it*
• Me: *spends the next week thinking about it 24/7 while feeling incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassed and attempting to avoid everyone*

drownedinblissfulconfusion:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

spread your wings, baby!  you’re a strong independent popcorn who don’t need no man!

(via rock-out-with-your-spock-out)