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inwhichiamasupervillain:

Do you ever wonder if Petunia Dursley was terrified of the possibility her son might get his Hogwarts letter, and that she would not be enough to keep him in her world, not up against castles and magic, and that’s why she spoiled him so damn much? So he wouldn’t leave her behind, like her sister did?

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trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

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septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

just a little reminder that 97% of rapists never spend a single day in jail.

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awwww-cute:

Nibbler making it extra difficult to do homework!

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mrscphillips:

Look at this guy

he has three fucking arms

if that doesn’t sell clothes I don’t know what will

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"What doesn’t kill me should run, because now I’m fucking pissed"

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trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

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this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

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apinchofsanity:

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this is good and all but can I just 

this man is a brilliant actor 

he don’t count… because we’re not entirely sure if he’s acting or if he’s seriously iron man….

reblogging for the last comment

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all-right-blondie:

That time when Raven actually said what most of us want to say to a teacher who picks you for the answer when you clearly don’t know it, for usually no other reason than to embarrass you and make you look stupid. One of the main things I hate and always will hate about school. 

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